It’s important to carry your baby safely (or so they’ve told me). So we’ve decided to get the Hip Hammock, a high-tech kiddy-toting sling. The fact that it comes with an 8-page manual worries me. The fact that I can’t put it on without help, even when the test subject is a 2-pound stuffed bear, worries me more.
At any rate, here’s a photo from our first dry run. “Look, Alex, there’s our tour bus! Leaving without us! I really have to learn to put this thing on faster!”
(Notice the terror-stricken expression on the bear. I have a feeling I’m going to be seeing that a lot. Notice the vaguely confused expression on me. I have a feeling everyone else is going to be seeing that a lot.)